Who are these people and would you book them for your wedding?

Name: T-Bone Baxter

Born:   To boogie

Singer, guitarist, glam king and legend. Rumoured to have had a blood transfusion from Alice Cooper during an operation to remove a potentially fatal amount of facial glitter.

Name: Dick L'Amour

Born:   Yes

Lead Guitarist and looking cool. Carnaby Street best dressed man award 1973. Wrote all of the style and make up related entries in the Encyclopaedia Britannica under a false name.

Name:  Dusty Bottoms

Born:    Up north.   

Bass guitarist and leopard breeder. Dusty loves being in a band: the camaraderie, the 2 AM kebabs, telling manly stories in the back of the tour bus. Most of all Dusty loves the invention of Sat Nav.